December 2010
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that awkward moment when you have...
punkasylum:
“next time will be better and we’ll do fun things together”
– there i said it
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“wait till we do it - the power of a Macintosh in something the size of a book”
– Steve Jobs in 1985 (via weloveapple)
and it became true in 2010
From twitter, regarding Aaron Carter
Jessica: Ok... There is a rumor that Aaron Carter died. Tell me this isn't true.
Me: CNN reported it.
Jessica: WHAT?! noooo it's not trueee
Me: yeah... Justin Beiber shot him.
Jessica: ... I hate you
LOL : ))
“having great 4 hours of sleeping and a nice dream. I really don’t want to...”
– there i said it
“sometimes good-hearted people could make irrational good-hearted act that i...”
– there i said it.. and i’m not a bad person anyway.. believe me.. sometime..
“Keren.. Walo hari ini cuma bentar.. Oke oke.. Sabar..”
– There i said it
“Baru nyadar, keberadaan saya yang sering ‘invisible’ di kalangan...”
– there i said it.. and here is the proof :P
what i got from http://www.quizbox.com/personality/test80.aspx
Here is the analysis:
You desire a love that will last forever. You are quite serious about finding this type of love, and that’s why you think carefully about the men that you meet before deciding whether you could really love them. You don’t just develop a crush on someone overnight: you look at a person’s ...
nyobain kuis ikut-ikutan supiy & tipa :D
Your view on yourself:
You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.
The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You like serious, smart and determined people. You don’t judge a book by its...
“I hope I don’t become senile when I get old.”
– there i said it
Review: John’s Phone – ‘The World’s Most Simple...
Tired of all the bells and whistles that come complete in today’s cellphones? Hi-res cameras, speedy processors and cool apps just aren’t your thing? Or perhaps you’re simply too addicted to today’s technology that you can’t put it down? Whatever the case may be for you, John’s Phone is a wonderful breath of fresh air. I’m very pleased to share some details on the ‘World’s Most Simple...
Stuff...
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world “up over”?
Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is the third hand on...
Kid's Letters To God
Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?
Jane
Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?
Nan
Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Neil
Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Joyce
Dear God, It rained for our whole...
Tenjewberrymud
Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"
G: "What?"
RS: "San tos. July San tos?"
G: "I don't think so"
RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow inglish mopping we bother?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bother?"
G: "No...just put the bother on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Sorry?"
RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say"
RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
G : "You're welcome"
(source : http://fun.silverdor.org/joke5.html )
i experienced the exactly same thing at my hotel in Phuket. you need a super aid-hearing to understand what they mean (no offense anyway, my english is not a real excellence either )
Ma : so, when?
Me : maybe next year
Ma : do you already have a candidate?
Me : nope
Ma : do you have one to be prospected?
Me : nope
Ma : do you have your sister set you up with one ?
Me : nope
Ma : do you have your friend set you up with another one ?
Me : nope
Ma : what do you have then?!
Me : i have a plan
Ma : are you sure that you want it to be next year??
Me : no, i'm not sure either
(Ma fainted)